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The other day, someone told me that some “expert” says you never should use a metaphor in your radio commercial copy.

“Metaphors don’t work in radio advertising,” he was told.

That’s incorrect. (Notice how I resisted the impulse to say, “That’s dumb”?)

While many bad copywriters introduce metaphors where none is needed, metaphors are especially useful in advertisements for products or services that are new to the marketplace and foreign to the targeted consumer.

Attendees of my Hypnotic Advertising seminar might recall my mentioning a British commercial for Toy R Us, when the brand still was new to the UK.

They wanted to communicate just how big this toy store was. They could’ve told us the square footage — which would’ve been meaningless to most of us.

Instead they said, “It’s a toy store the size of a sports field.”

Bam! People could picture just how big that store is.

As a side note, whenever I would share that with a North American audience, later that day when I’d ask, “Does anyone know how big a Toys R Us store is?” and the response always would be, “The size of a football field.”

As I teach during the seminar, listeners’ brains automatically change or add little details to make the communication more relevant to them personally. That’s thanks to the phenomenon called “closure”: the natural tendency of the human mind to impose order upon chaos.

No one in America says “sports field.” So their North American brains unconsciously transformed “sports field” into “football field.”

Why? To make the metaphor stronger and more compelling.

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While most voice actors prefer to stand when recording an audition, commercial or other performance, there are those who choose to sit.

Here’s one noted voice over coach’s expert opinion.

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MY FAVORITE RADIO SHOW NAME OF THE WEEK

Radio World reports the online radio station at Savannah College of Art and Design (SCAD-Atlanta) features a student-hosted program called “Psychedelic Dad.”

The student, who wasn’t identified in the article, “explained that he was playing music from the 1960s to 1980s, songs that you might find in a ‘dad’s basement.'”

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IDIOTIC ADVERTISING FOR INSURANCE COMPANY

This television commercial for State Farm Insurance has been airing for over a year now. (No, that doesn’t mean it’s a success.)

Why That Advertisement Is Stupid, Part One

For all the baby boomers who remember the hit television show for which that song was written, when this spot begins they don’t picture State Farm Insurance…or anything even remotely related to insurance.

They picture the set of Cheers.

Why That Advertisement Is Stupid, Part Two

This commercial makes a claim that viewers know isn’t true: State Farm is not a place “where everybody knows your name.”

For viewers who are unfamiliar with the TV show, no personal or emotional connection is made at all.

State Farm doesn’t offer a remedy to living in a “State of Anonymity.”

If your car is damaged in an accident…or your bicycle is stolen…or your apartment suffers water damage…

Do you want to find a place where everybody knows your name?

Or do you want your insurance company to cover the financial damages you’ve suffered?

Coming Up Next (probably): The title theme from The Mary Tyler Moore Show in a commercial for AAMCO Transmissions.

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MY AVERY SCHREIBER NEW YEAR’S REMEMBRANCE

Burns and SchreiberJanuary 1 wasn’t his birthday. But I’ve decided to make this my annual New Year’s posting…

…because…

…Well, just because. And the comedy sketch below takes place on New Year’s Eve.

All those times I saw Burns & Schreiber on The Hollywood Palace and The Ed Sullivan Show, it never occurred to me that one day I might actually be friends with Avery Schreiber.

Well, it would be more accurate to say “know Avery Schreiber.” We weren’t buddies, but I suspect Avery became friends with everyone he met.

I first met him when Dick Orkin invited Avery to do a mini-workshop at the very first International Radio Creative & Voiceover Summit in 1996.

A few years later Avery agreed to conduct another workshop at my radio Morning Show War College.

Avery could create reality out of…air. He sat on a folding chair and asked, “Okay, so whom am I?”

“A truck driver,” said one of the morning jocks.

Bam! We saw that truck. Felt it vibrate, felt the road, felt the gears grinding.

Avery was magical. He also was perhaps the gentlest person I’ve ever met.

Sometime between the Summit and the War College, Avery added me to his list of email friends. I’m guessing it was a long list.

He’d send funny stuff to this list of friends. Unlike almost everything else one receives under the guise of “funny email,” it always was funny.

And it always had heart.

It must’ve been when I called him up to ask if he’d speak at the War College that he told me a joke over the phone. In a half-whisper, as a small child. The joke sounded dirty until he got to the punchline, when it turned out to be as innocent as a small child.

Once I bumped into him at a Writer’s Guild screening. We sat next to each other. “I’m watching a movie with Avery Schreiber,” I marveled.

Averyimp, I miss your emails. And your talent. And the world sorely misses your heart.

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