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Here’s the current Wal-Mart radio commercial, complete with an opening line guaranteed to drive away listeners.

Every element of that radio advertisement is pathetic.

“Have you heard what’s going on at Wal-Mart?”

Yeah, that’s going to grab the attention of the targeted listener. So many of us awaken in the morning and think, “I wonder what’s going on at Wal-Mart?”

And what is going on at Wal-Mart? A price comparison campaign against a grocery competitor.

“But Dan, if people learn they can buy groceries for a lot less money than at Ralphs, won’t that be of interest to budget conscious shoppers?”

Perhaps. But that is not the message of this spot. This ad simply says Wal-Mart is gathering price comparisons.

The only way you’d learn about Wal-Mart’s presumed savings would be if you heeded the Call To Action:

“Want to know what they’re finding? Go online to see the results for yourself.”

I guarantee Wal-Mart’s Internet server isn’t being overloaded with traffic from people rushing online to see the results for themselves.

Not even to see the “extra videos.” (Oh, you missed that part?)

It’s rare to find a big brand commercial in which every element is terrible: too many words, a too fast voice over delivered in a dumb monotone, and mindless music that only adds to the overall noise factor.

Only after listening for the fourth time did I discover this radio ad has two Calls To Action:

1.  Go to their website (y’know, to “see the results yourself” and also those mysterious “extra videos”).

2.  Bring your latest grocery receipt from any store to Wal-Mart and compare the prices.

The spot closes with, “You’ve got nothing to lose”
— Well, except for the time it would take to bring a competitor’s grocery receipt to Wal-Mart and compare the prices. Fortunately, most of us have so much free time….

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DUMB RADIO STATION WEBSITE

Recently I found myself on the home page of a radio station website.

The one thing that immediately grabs the attention of every visitor — placed squarely in the middle of an almost empty page — is a Google search box.

It wasn’t to use for searching the contents of the website. It was Google’s standard “search the Web” function.

So the big, immediate Call To Action on the station’s website is…to leave the site.

If someone wants to search for something online, they are not going to think, “HmMm. I think I’ll go to a radio station’s website and use their search tool.”

The only website that should feature a Google search tool (again, for searching the Internet, not for searching within your site) is:

www.google.com.

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radio sales,how to sell radio advertisingThis is the second in a series devoted to helping radio advertising professionals teach their clients what they need to know in order for their radio commercials to succeed.

Copywriting pioneer Robert Collier defined successful advertising as entering into a conversation the targeted consumer already is having.

The conversation might be with another person, or it might be within the consumer’s head.

But it will be a conversation, not a shouting match.

The fools who think you must shout to attract people’s attention are

…Well, fools.

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A LOOK BACK AT A SATELLITE RADIO PROGNOSTICATION

I just came across a piece I wrote in a 2006 edition of The Dan O”Day Radio Programming Letter.

During the Spring of 2006, I was certain I had seen a Sign of the Future…

I even shared my vision with the head of a big research company. He expressed doubt. Because normally he’s much more “ahead of the curve” than I, I found myself questioning my Big Insight.

I still believed The Sign. But I stopped sharing it with others.

This week, however, a big newspaper headline declared precisely what I had proclaimed months ago.

For a decade, people predicted the impending satellite radio revolution. It wasn’t available, but they kept telling us it was just around the corner.

The reason satellite radio is struggling in the U.S…

The reason XM and Sirius are certain to merge, I’d say within a year…

…has nothing to do with the anti-satellite campaigns of some terrestrial stations.

It is not due to the lack of availability of hardware (which soon will become standard in new cars).

The Satellite Killer — okay, the Satellite Seriously Wounder — is something that didn’t even exist six years ago:

The iPod.

I know my Sirius and XM subscribers will howl at this, but….

For all those years we spent waiting for the satellite revolution to Change Radio As We Know It, the big Unique Selling Proposition was:

“Digital quality, commercial-free music. All you can eat.”

Yeah, I know, now they have Sports and Talk and specialty programs. But that was their one big U.S.P.

The day an interface became available that easily connects an iPod to an in-car stereo system is the day that Satellite Radio — Well, it didn’t fall out of the sky. But it was forced into a much more modest orbit.

That was the big newspaper headline: “iPods Hurting Satellite Radio Subscriptions.”

So next year {Editor’s Note: 2007}, look for just one U.S. satellite radio company.

They’ll be able to consolidate the best programs under one name, and with the sudden lack of competition they’ll be able to raise subscription rates.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the satellite’s original “killer app” — the music — becomes a value-added aspect of their product line, as specialty programming becomes their primary listener magnet.

It’s nice occasionally to be right.

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