{"id":8291,"date":"2011-01-03T00:01:59","date_gmt":"2011-01-03T08:01:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danoday.com\/blog\/?p=8291"},"modified":"2011-01-02T20:52:46","modified_gmt":"2011-01-03T04:52:46","slug":"radiocommercialslaterbrothers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/danoday.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/radiocommercialslaterbrothers\/","title":{"rendered":"MONDAY RADIO COMMERCIAL SMACKDOWN: It&#8217;s Becoming Increasingly Hard To Satirize Bad Radio Commercials"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is the opening line of a real radio commercial airing in Los Angeles.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object id=\"audioplayer1\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"260\" height=\"24\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"data\" value=\"http:\/\/www.siteproweb.com\/player\/audioplayer.swf\" \/><param name=\"FlashVars\" value=\"playerID=1&amp;autostart=no&amp;bg=0xf8f8f8&amp;leftbg=0xeeeeee&amp;lefticon=0x666666&amp;rightbg=0xcccccc&amp;rightbghover=0x999999&amp;righticon=0x666666&amp;righticonhover=0xFFFFFF&amp;text=0x666666&amp;slider=0x666666&amp;track=0xFFFFFF&amp;border=0x666666&amp;loader=0x9FFFB8&amp;soundFile=http%3A%2F%2Fdanoday.com%2Fblogaudio%2FSlaterBrothers.mp3\" \/><param name=\"quality\" value=\"high\" \/><param name=\"menu\" value=\"false\" \/><param name=\"bgcolor\" value=\"#FFFFFF\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.trafficgeyser.net\/player\/audioplayer.swf\" \/><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"playerID=1&amp;autostart=no&amp;bg=0xf8f8f8&amp;leftbg=0xeeeeee&amp;lefticon=0x666666&amp;rightbg=0xcccccc&amp;rightbghover=0x999999&amp;righticon=0x666666&amp;righticonhover=0xFFFFFF&amp;text=0x666666&amp;slider=0x666666&amp;track=0xFFFFFF&amp;border=0x666666&amp;loader=0x9FFFB8&amp;soundFile=http%3A%2F%2Fdanoday.com%2Fblogaudio%2FSlaterBrothers.mp3\" \/><embed id=\"audioplayer1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"260\" height=\"24\" src=\"http:\/\/www.trafficgeyser.net\/player\/audioplayer.swf\" bgcolor=\"#FFFFFF\" menu=\"false\" quality=\"high\" flashvars=\"playerID=1&amp;autostart=no&amp;bg=0xf8f8f8&amp;leftbg=0xeeeeee&amp;lefticon=0x666666&amp;rightbg=0xcccccc&amp;rightbghover=0x999999&amp;righticon=0x666666&amp;righticonhover=0xFFFFFF&amp;text=0x666666&amp;slider=0x666666&amp;track=0xFFFFFF&amp;border=0x666666&amp;loader=0x9FFFB8&amp;soundFile=http%3A%2F%2Fdanoday.com%2Fblogaudio%2FSlaterBrothers.mp3\" data=\"http:\/\/www.siteproweb.com\/player\/audioplayer.swf\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>With each passing day, my <a href=\"http:\/\/danoday.com\/bcg\"><strong>Bad Commercial Generator<\/strong><\/a> seems less and less like satire.<\/p>\n<p>The advertiser who paid for such incompetent copywriting, by the way, is Slater Brothers Markets.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the opening line of a real radio commercial airing in Los Angeles. 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