{"id":825,"date":"2009-07-06T00:05:20","date_gmt":"2009-07-06T07:05:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danoday.com\/blog\/?p=825"},"modified":"2009-07-03T00:37:42","modified_gmt":"2009-07-03T07:37:42","slug":"monday-radio-commercial-smackdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/danoday.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/monday-radio-commercial-smackdown\/","title":{"rendered":"MONDAY RADIO COMMERCIAL SMACKDOWN: Mr. &#038; Mrs. Stupid Strike Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ah! You&#8217;ve returned to enjoy another in my series of critiques of award-winning radio commercials \u2014 those honored as \u201cthe best of the best\u201d by the 2007 Radio Mercury Awards.<\/p>\n<p>A few are Good. Many are&#8230;Not Good. Not Good To An Embarrassing Degree.<\/p>\n<p>Like this $5,000 prize winner.<\/p>\n<p><center><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"204\" height=\"79\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"play\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"loop\" value=\"false\" \/><param name=\"quality\" value=\"high\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"bUseColor=true&amp;sCustomColor= 9451520&amp;bUseText=true&amp;sBrandText=&amp;sBrandUrl=&amp;bAutoPlay=false&amp;bCloakUrl=true&amp;mp3url=Text=false&amp;sBrandText=&amp;sBrandUrl=&amp;bAutoPlay=false&amp;bCloakUrl=true&amp;mp3url=Text=false&amp;sBrandText=&amp;sBrandUrl=&amp;bAutoPlay=false&amp;bCloakUrl=true&amp;mp3url=jvIM5%2A%21%2BCx%2Fqh%2E%2Fdoo%211Ixoc0Fs%2F%2Dawteymu%24Fz%2Fq7U%2A%2E%2F0\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.danoday.com\/siteaudioplayer.swf\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"204\" height=\"79\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danoday.com\/siteaudioplayer.swf\" flashvars=\"bUseColor=true&amp;sCustomColor= 9451520&amp;bUseText=true&amp;sBrandText=&amp;sBrandUrl=&amp;bAutoPlay=false&amp;bCloakUrl=true&amp;mp3url=Text=false&amp;sBrandText=&amp;sBrandUrl=&amp;bAutoPlay=false&amp;bCloakUrl=true&amp;mp3url=Text=false&amp;sBrandText=&amp;sBrandUrl=&amp;bAutoPlay=false&amp;bCloakUrl=true&amp;mp3url=jvIM5%2A%21%2BCx%2Fqh%2E%2Fdoo%211Ixoc0Fs%2F%2Dawteymu%24Fz%2Fq7U%2A%2E%2F0\" wmode=\"transparent\" quality=\"high\" loop=\"false\" play=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n<p>This is bad in some many different places, but let&#8217;s start with the only one that&#8217;s important:<\/p>\n<p>It doesn&#8217;t work.<\/p>\n<p>Why not?<\/p>\n<p>Because they&#8217;re not painting a picture of the results.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a <strong>wine sale<\/strong>. From the point of view of the advertiser, what is the desired result of\u00a0 wine sale?<\/p>\n<p>Just a hunch: selling lots of wine.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_828\" style=\"width: 245px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-828\" class=\"size-full wp-image-828\" title=\"ClueTrain\" src=\"http:\/\/danoday.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/ClueTrain.gif\" alt=\"Here Comes The Clue Train\" width=\"235\" height=\"270\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-828\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">HERE COMES THE CLUE TRAIN<\/p><\/div>\n<p><strong>The picture you paint is what the listener will remember.<\/strong> So that picture should represent the results of the product or service being advertised.<\/p>\n<p>The people who created this made a mistake that is painfully common to bad commercial copywriting: They seized upon a single word \u2014 &#8220;passionate&#8221; \u2014 and took it literally.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently the idea is the people at the store are passionate about wine, and during the sale they&#8217;ll share their passion with you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>No, they won&#8217;t.<\/strong> During the sale, they&#8217;ll sell you wine&#8230;cheaper.<\/p>\n<p>These guys think they&#8217;re being clever. They are mistaken.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;That is so hot.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Actually, I&#8217;m kind of chilly.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That&#8217;s supposed to be witty?<\/p>\n<p>Did <strong>you<\/strong> laugh when, bizarrely, she didn&#8217;t understand what he meant by &#8220;hot&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>Or did you think, &#8220;Jeez, she&#8217;s an even bigger idiot than he is&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>Do <strong>you<\/strong> believe \u2014 even in that nether world where we temporarily suspend disbelief \u2014 that those two people are married or living together?<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re just two disconnected characters reading stupid dialogue, with no relationship at all between them.<\/p>\n<p>And the capper? Just when you assume it can&#8217;t get any worse, this award-winning spot segues from really dumb dialogue to typically stupid advertiser-speak:<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Everyone knows&#8221;<\/em> the advertiser has<em> &#8220;great wine, great selection, and an unrivaled staff.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Uh-huh. Sure. That&#8217;s what everyone says about this wine merchant. Especially that bit about their &#8220;unrivaled staff.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>When it comes to believable dialogue, David Mamet&#8217;s got nothing on these guys.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah! You&#8217;ve returned to enjoy another in my series of critiques of award-winning radio commercials \u2014 those honored as \u201cthe best of the best\u201d by the 2007 Radio Mercury Awards. A few are Good. Many are&#8230;Not Good. Not Good To An Embarrassing Degree. Like this $5,000 prize winner. 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