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\"hotel<\/a>

"Room Service? Send up an iron!"<\/p><\/div>\n

May 1996 <\/strong>(continued):<\/strong><\/p>\n

(You might recall my having deeply offended a British Airways employee<\/a> at London’s Heathrow Airport by asking her to check to see if my luggage had made the trip safely. She assured me that her airline does not<\/strong> misplace passengers’ luggage. That was followed by my almost being arrested<\/a> in Dusseldorf.)<\/p>\n

When I first came to Leipzig, a few years earlier, the airport was quite tiny and primitive. To my shock, this time I arrived at a considerably larger, very modern Leipzig airport. They essentially built an entirely new airport over and around the old one.<\/p>\n

Few feelings are worse than that which creeps up on you at an airport baggage claim carousel, as the crowd of fellow passengers from your just-arrived aircraft scoops up the luggage as it comes tumbling down the chute and the crowd gradually dwindles away, leaving only…<\/p>\n

You. Without your luggage.<\/p>\n

Despite the BA employee’s snooty assurances at Heathrow, I was in Leipzig, Germany, without my luggage.<\/p>\n

So as I dejectedly made my way to the hotel in Leipzig, my suitcases enjoyed a spontaneous adventure somewhere, presumably, in Europe.<\/p>\n

The local Lufthansa representative had promised to contact London and find out where my luggage was. (The trip began with a Lufthansa flight, making Lufthansa responsible for my baggage.)<\/p>\n

In my hotel room at last, I figured I would salvage something<\/strong> out of this day by using my computer to check my e-mail. To this end, I had made sure I was given a room that had dataports for modems. (Yep, this was back in the day of telephone dial-up to the Internet.)<\/p>\n

Mine did have modems.<\/p>\n

But they didn’t work.<\/p>\n

Or they worked and neither I nor any hotel employee could figure out how.<\/p>\n

A perfect day.<\/p>\n

The problem with connecting to the Internet from hotels often is caused by having to go through their PBX system. But usually a hotel has a fax machine…and that fax machine usually has its own outside line. So I considered sneaking downstairs and cajoling my way behind the Reception Desk (this was a nice, fancy place) and hooking the phone line that feeds their office fax machine into my modem.<\/p>\n

But then I realized perhaps I first should find a way to wash the clothes I’d been wearing for two days, so I could wear them when I spoke at the conference the following day.<\/p>\n

Not having a change of clothes, I didn’t bother to try to find a laundry or ask the hotel to take care of it. But it shouldn’t be so hard to wash those few items in my bathroom sink. I’d let them drip-dry overnight. Of course, the shirt and pants probably would be quite wrinkled by then, so I’d better borrow an ironing board from the hotel.<\/p>\n

I was supposed to have dinner at the hotel that evening with The Research Group’s Jason Kane<\/strong><\/span> and Mark Fradrick<\/strong><\/span> and Lucy Smith<\/strong> <\/span>of the National Association of Broadcasters. But I knew I’d be too distracted by my missing luggage situation (and by my desire to get out of those grimy clothes) to enjoy the meal. So I joined them, late, at the restaurant, just to tell them I wouldn’t be dining with them.<\/p>\n

Jason, Mark & Lucy affected the appropriate note of sympathy for my travails. Delighted at the opportunity to moan about my troubles, I sat with them for a while. Since I was there and it was, after all, a restaurant, I relented a little bit more and ordered some vanilla ice cream with fresh strawberries. It was delicious.<\/p>\n

Jason and I traded war stories about being United Airlines 1K flyers (which at the time we liked) and flying through Washington’s Dulles International Airport (which we hated).<\/p>\n

“1K” is the designation United uses for its frequent flyers who log at least 100,000 miles with them in a calendar year. Since “K” is the common abbreviation for “thousand,” you’d think they’d call a 100,000-mile flyer “100K.” But they don’t.<\/p>\n

The companionship, ice cream, sympathy and airline war stories perked me up measurably. I excused myself from the table and ambled over to the Reception Desk to liberate an iron & ironing board for my evening’s in-room entertainment.<\/p>\n

I told the desk clerk I needed to borrow an iron.<\/p>\n

I might as well have asked him if they could lend me a rhinoceros. Flustered, he said, “You had better to speak to our manager.”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Okay,”<\/em> I said.<\/p>\n

The desk clerk looked at me uncertainly. I returned the look, waiting for the manager to be called. The desk clerk’s eyes darted about; clearly he was uncomfortable.<\/p>\n

“So….Are you going to get the manager for me?” <\/em>I asked.<\/p>\n

“Right now?”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Yes. I need the iron right now, and you say that first I have to talk to the manager. So I’d better talk to the manager right now.”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Certainly, sir.”<\/em><\/p>\n

He disappeared, and a few minutes later the Night Manager introduced himself and asked how he could help me. I explained about the lost luggage, my lack of clothing, my speaking engagement the following day, and my need for an iron and ironing board.<\/p>\n

“I’m very sorry, sir, but we do not allow irons in guest rooms.”<\/em><\/p>\n

First, I don’t believe the hotel has such a rule. I’m sure the manager never had been asked for one. But now that a guest had brought up the question, he was certain there should<\/strong> be a rule against it.<\/p>\n

I was flabbergasted and allowed my shock to be visible.<\/p>\n

“Why in the world would you not allow a guest to use an iron?”<\/em> I inquired.<\/p>\n

“It might start a fire,”<\/em> was his reply.<\/p>\n

“Excuse me, but that’s ridiculous. There are hotels all over the world that have irons in guest rooms as standard accessories.”<\/em><\/p>\n

“I am sorry, sir, but that is the rule.”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Listen, I really need to borrow an iron and an ironing board. I promise I won’t burn down the hotel. I am professionally trained and licensed to use an iron. And tomorrow I am supposed to be the Keynote Speaker <\/em>{I capitalized those words as I spoke them} at the big media fair. If I cannot wash these clothes tonight, I will not be able to speak there tomorrow. If I don’t speak there tomorrow, the media fair’s organizers are going to be very, very angry at this hotel for not helping to solve this problem.”<\/em><\/p>\n

For the record, I was a guest speaker, not “the keynote speaker.” I exaggerated my importance (and fabricated my willingness to be a no-show the next day) in an effort to maximize the pressure on the manager to accede to my wishes.<\/p>\n

Finally, he relented, saying he would have laundry detergent and an iron brought up to my room.<\/p>\n

True to his word, a few minutes later the night manager appeared at my door with an ironing board, an iron, and a cup of laundry detergent.<\/p>\n

He also offered \u2014 in all sincerity \u2014 to lend me his trousers.<\/p>\n

“They probably would you fit you, sir. If you would like to borrow them for this evening, you will not be forced to stay in your room all night.”<\/em><\/p>\n

It was a genuine, very gracious gesture on his part. Nonetheless, I politely declined his offer.<\/p>\n

After he left, I stripped off my grimy clothes and set about washing them in the sink. Doing so, I felt very self-sufficient. I knew if I hung the wet clothing from various racks in the bathroom, they would dry overnight.<\/p>\n

Next Week: <\/strong>The adventure continues. With blood. And the prospect of something even worse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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