{"id":10031,"date":"2011-06-13T00:11:56","date_gmt":"2011-06-13T07:11:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danoday.com\/blog\/?p=10031"},"modified":"2011-06-13T00:11:26","modified_gmt":"2011-06-13T07:11:26","slug":"kohls-radio-commercial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/danoday.com\/blog\/2011\/06\/kohls-radio-commercial\/","title":{"rendered":"MONDAY RADIO COMMERCIAL SMACKDOWN: Kohl&#8217;s Shouldn&#8217;t Expect Great Things From This Radio Ad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once again I find myself needing to point out:<\/p>\n<p>In a radio commercial, the picture you paint in the listener&#8217;s mind is what that listener will remember.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the commercial.<\/p>\n<p><object id=\"audioplayer1\" width=\"260\" height=\"24\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http:\/\/www.siteproweb.com\/player\/audioplayer.swf\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.trafficgeyser.net\/player\/audioplayer.swf\" \/><param name=\"FlashVars\" value=\"playerID=1&amp;autostart=no&amp;bg=0xf8f8f8&amp;leftbg=0xeeeeee&amp;lefticon=0x666666&amp;rightbg=0xcccccc&amp;rightbghover=0x999999&amp;righticon=0x666666&amp;righticonhover=0xFFFFFF&amp;text=0x666666&amp;slider=0x666666&amp;track=0xFFFFFF&amp;border=0x666666&amp;loader=0x9FFFB8&amp;soundFile=http%3A%2F%2Fdanoday.com%2Fblogaudio%2FColes.mp3\" \/><param name=\"quality\" value=\"high\" \/><param name=\"menu\" value=\"false\" \/><param name=\"bgcolor\" value=\"#FFFFFF\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>They devoted the first 16 seconds (53%) of that advertisement to something that has nothing to do with and does nothing to help sell what this radio commercial is trying to sell.<\/p>\n<p>This radio spot is bad from every angle.<\/p>\n<p><strong>As a story: <\/strong>Um&#8230;So how would the honey badger react while being told the details of Kohl&#8217;s store rewards, which were time consuming and tedious?<\/p>\n<p><strong>As a picture:<\/strong> I&#8217;m embarrassed to admit I don&#8217;t know what a honey badger is, much less what one looks like. Obviously I don&#8217;t get out enough.<\/p>\n<p>So as a listener, I picture some ill-defined, snarling rodent-like creature. (Yeah, I&#8217;ve since looked it up and learned it&#8217;s not a rodent.)<\/p>\n<p>You, however, know exactly what a honey badger looks like.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_10040\" style=\"width: 330px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/danoday.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/HoneyBadger2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10040\" class=\"size-full wp-image-10040\" title=\"Kohl's radio advertising commercial\" src=\"http:\/\/danoday.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/HoneyBadger2.jpg\" alt=\"radio copywriting tips\" width=\"320\" height=\"257\" srcset=\"https:\/\/danoday.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/HoneyBadger2.jpg 320w, https:\/\/danoday.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/HoneyBadger2-300x240.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-10040\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Honey Badger (but you already knew that)<\/p><\/div>\n<p>So you pictured something close to the above illustration, right?<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">In a radio commercial, the pictures carry the story. The words carry the fine print.<\/h3>\n<p>This particular radio advertisement for Kohl&#8217;s? Well, it did indirectly educate some of us about honey badgers.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once again I find myself needing to point out: In a radio commercial, the picture you paint in the listener&#8217;s mind is what that listener will remember. Here&#8217;s the commercial. 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