{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"DAN O\u2019DAY TALKS ABOUT RADIO","provider_url":"https:\/\/danoday.com\/blog","title":"MONDAY RADIO COMMERCIAL SMACKDOWN: It's Becoming Increasingly Hard To Satirize Bad Radio Commercials - DAN O\u2019DAY TALKS ABOUT RADIO","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"k2lAIkuNu7\"><a href=\"https:\/\/danoday.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/radiocommercialslaterbrothers\/\">MONDAY RADIO COMMERCIAL SMACKDOWN: It&#8217;s Becoming Increasingly Hard To Satirize Bad Radio Commercials<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/danoday.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/radiocommercialslaterbrothers\/embed\/#?secret=k2lAIkuNu7\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;MONDAY RADIO COMMERCIAL SMACKDOWN: It&#8217;s Becoming Increasingly Hard To Satirize Bad Radio Commercials&#8221; &#8212; DAN O\u2019DAY TALKS ABOUT RADIO\" data-secret=\"k2lAIkuNu7\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/danoday.com\/blog\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n\/* ]]> *\/\n<\/script>\n","description":"This is the opening line of a real radio commercial airing in Los Angeles. With each passing day, my Bad Commercial Generator seems less and less like satire. The advertiser who paid for such incompetent copywriting, by the way, is Slater Brothers Markets."}