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First, the commercial….

Yes, this is a spot for a Southern California car dealer group, so yes, it’s terrible.

I don’t know if anything could’ve made this commercial good, but it would’ve had a chance to move up from “terrible” to “not terrible” if only they had known where to begin telling the story:

At the beginning of the action.

Like this:

That story begins when the guy enters late. Notice how it began faster, without the worthless intro?

Y’know what? They could’ve taken those 13 seconds I cut out and used them to tell us “how you can drive off with a new Honda for practically nothing.”

Instead, they have time only to tell us if we want to know what the heck the offer is, we should visit our local Honda dealer to find out.

Right. We’ll do that.

I mean, it would’ve been silly to tell us when you had the chance.

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ONE OF THE 3 BEST TV SITCOM SCENES EVER

tv sitcom scenesNotice how carefully I didn’t say “funniest,” because a single line, a single look can make an entire scene funny.

But as a complete scene, it’s hard to top this…

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April, 1996 (continued):

Bob De Groof, who had arranged for this return visit to Belgium, was in a meeting for much of the day. He arranged for a colleague named Hilda to escort me to lunch between seminars.

She took me to a small Antwerp café that is located across the street from a brewery. In fact, they literally have a pipeline of beer that runs from the brewery to the café.

Devoted readers will recall that beer tastes to me like the worst of medicines, so this fresh-from-the-factory feature — albeit interesting — was of only passing interest to me.

After lunch, I presented How To Create Maximum Impact Radio Advertising for V.A.R. and for representatives of advertising agencies from throughout Belgium.

radio advertising in Belgium

Firean Hotel, Antwerp

After the seminar, I returned to the Firean Hotel to find that my bags indeed were waiting for me in my room (per last week’s exciting episode).

The Firean is exactly what a visitor would hope for in a small European hotel: lovely, charming, authentic old-world style with the added bonus of spacious rooms and modern fixtures. If you ever take a holiday in Antwerp, this is where I want you to say.

I barely had time to unpack and admire the room, however, before Bob came to take me to dinner. He had a place in mind that boasted a great view of the harbor. Great, I thought. A peaceful, genuine Antwerp dining experience.

I don’t remember what I ate there or how it tasted. I don’t recall the view. I do remember the crowdedness and the very high noise level of a Belgium attempt to recreate a typical ’50s-style American diner.

The place was called Rock and Food. Cute idea, I guess, if you didn’t arrive there exhausted and hoarse and looking for a quick, light dinner.

The walls were covered with rock ‘n’ roll memorabilia (that’s not so unusual) and their menus were printed on real vinyl LPs (that, granted, is unusual if not unique). They had taken old record albums from the 1950s and imprinted the menu on them.

Next Installment: Plenty of Dramamine, but not a drop of water to be found….

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WHY RADIO NEEDS TO BE A PARTICIPATORY MEDIUM

In this video clip from PD Grad School 2010, Larry Rosin gives a simple example of how and why radio needs to grow from a monolithic to a participatory medium…

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A VIDEO FOR RADIO PRODUCTION/ VOICEOVER FOLKS

voiceover graphic Daya Ottley, a radio personality with Family Focus in Trinidad and Tobago, was a Repeat Offender at last year’s International Radio Creative & Production Summit.

With the Early Bird Registration ending in less than a week, I figure this is a good time to share his video with you once more.

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