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DR. DON ROSE – When Radio Had A Soul

Dr Don Rose radio San FranciscoI just returned from a very brief visit to San Francisco. And it got me thinking about Dr. Don Rose, because for more than a decade Dr. Don was San Francisco radio.

Many readers know exactly who Dr. Don was.

Some have heard the name but never the radio personality.

Some never heard of him.

Dr. Don RoseSome European radio people know him only from the “Cruisin’ 1967” album.

(Two little-known facts about that album:  Like the others in the series, it wasn’t a real aircheck; it was done in-studio for the LP. And Dr. Don never saw a dime from it. Not that he intended to do it for free….)

Dr. Don Rose delivered tons of wonderfully corny jokes on a daily basis. And he did it with such conviction and enthusiasm and outright joy that you had no choice but to laugh along with him.

A long time ago, I published two radio comedy services. My first seven subscribers joined on the same day. And I was very proud that Dr. Don was one of the original seven.

True, Don subscribed to all the comedy services, so he wasn’t necessarily paying tribute to my comic genius. But I remain proud nonetheless.

I’m even more proud to have become friends with Dr. Don.

Of course, anyone who ever met Dr. Don instantly became his friend.

As I write these words, I become aware of something that surprises me. More than the fact that he was one of my first subscribers, more even than that we were friends:

I’m proud to have worked in the same business.

I’m proud to have been part of the radio world that Dr. Don inhabited and, for three decades, helped to shape.

At PD Grad School 2000, Dr. Don was a special guest, along with the legendary Gary Owens. Incredibly, the two had worked together at the very beginnings of their careers, at KOIL/Omaha in 1956.

I introduced Dr. Don to the attendees as “one of the best people and best disc jockeys ever made.”

I’ve dipped into the recording of that session to pull out a few nuggets to share with you.

Dr. Don’s 10-Year Secret Regarding His First Three Radio Jobs

“It took me 10 years to be able to admit to anyone, including my wife, that I’d been fired from three jobs in a row. It was a traumatic experience.”

A Small Business

“It is such a small business, because you always run into the same people. So treat them well.”

Atlanta radio WQXIRadio and Stress

“I never thought radio was stressful. I would go into the studio, close the door, do my show, and then walk out. And when I walked out, I left it all in there. I didn’t take it home with me. I didn’t worry about the hierarchy of the disc jockeys or if one guy was better than another.”

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Dr. Don’s Mysterious Procrastination

To help me prepare for the PD Grad School session, I had asked Dr. Don to send me as much audio as possible. Ultimately he did — including from when he was a high school reporter on his local radio station.

But I kept having to ask him to send me the stuff.

Finally, it all arrived in a big package, along with a cover note from Dr. Don:

“I’m sorry it took so long. I didn’t understand why I kept putting it off until I got to the part where I was dubbing the WFIL tapes and I noticed that tears were streaming down my face.”

At the PD Grad School session, I asked Dr. Don what he meant by that.

“The memories were great, but they also were painful. To think that such a big part of my life was gone, never to return, and that the only place Dr. Don Rose existed was somewhere in outer space where the radio signals are still traveling….”

From Dr. Don’s Show On KFRC’s 50th Anniversary

“The purists would probably say that radio is kilocycles, transmitters, tubes, things like that. But we like to consider it people, talking to people…like we do with you every morning. And we’re just very proud from our socks on up to be able to be here….”

Right about now, or sometime soon, some radio guy near Alpha Centauri should be hearing Dr. Don Rose for the very first time.

And laughing.

And feeling proud to be in the same business as Dr. Don Rose.

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This radio commercial for Radio Shack begins with 2 sentences that are original and pertinent.

But then….

“Most Americans live within five miles of a Radio Shack.”

Huh! I didn’t know that.

They actually begin that commercial with one of the techniques I teach: “The Startling Statistic.”

And then they connect that statistic to the life of the targeted consumer:

“So you’re probably less than seven minutes away from a really great deal.”

Okay, so far this advertisement is making sense.

So now they’re going to tell us what kind of “really great deal” that’s probably no more than seven minutes away, right?

No. They’re going to spend the next 7 seconds — 23.3% of the commercial time — spouting gibberish about alternative, foolish ways in which we could spend those seven minutes.

As a result, the announcer has to rush through the actual sales message at a rate that is virtually unintelligible to the casual (i.e., typical) radio listener.

Amazing.

Suggestion

1.  Eliminate the 7 seconds of inanity.

2.  Use those 7 seconds to speak slowly enough and to enunciate clearly enough for us to understand why having a Radio Shack no more than 5 miles away can be a good thing.

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October, 1997 (continued):

After an uneventful taxi ride to Peoria Airport, I entered the ticket area to discover a very long line of people in front of the United Airlines counter. Peoria is a small airport, and the last thing I expected to find was a long line of travelers.

While standing in line, I heard someone mention “cancelled flight.” I went up to check the board and, sure enough, my flight to Chicago had been cancelled…with the next flight scheduled more than three hours later.

This meant, I assumed, that everyone who was supposed to be on my flight would be bumped to the later flight…if there were enough seats available. Because my flight from Chicago to Peoria the day before had been crowded, it seemed likely that some of us would not make that one, either.

peoria travel

You'd Put Coins Inside These And Then Talk. Really.

So I did what we road warriors have learned to do in situations like this: I left the long line of customers and headed for a *pay phone, from which I called United Airlines.

*Ask your grandparents.

Sure enough, they were able to get me on the later flight…even snagging the exact seat I wanted. (If you ever find yourself flying on an ATP — a small prop-jet — I recommend seat 1B. It’s the only seat on the plane with any leg room.)

The following week featured the kind of productive schedule I especially like: On Tuesday morning, I presented How To Critique Radio Talent for Patterson Broadcasting’s Managers Meeting here in Los Angeles.

Then it was off to the airport for a flight to Seattle, where on Wednesday I presented The Total Quality Service Radio Station for the Washington State Broadcasters Association’s annual convention. This was my first opportunity to work with Mark Allen, and I’m happy to say I was invited to return to that venue in 1998, too, to present a different broadcast management seminar.

Then on Wednesday I presented How To Create Maximum Impact Radio Advertising for American Radio Systems. This was my second time working with Fred Schumacher; I had spent a couple of days with the programming and sales staffs of KMPS several years earlier.

Next Installment: A would-be comedian flight attendant…and the gorgeous woman who insisted on sitting next to me during a 10-hour flight to Europe.

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This is from a show prep service, which in turn took it from someone else’s website:

The average air speed of the common housefly is:
A)  2.5 miles per hour
B)  4.5 miles per hour
C)  6.5 miles per hour
D)  8.5 miles per hour

Answer: Who cares??

How can you use the air speed of the common housefly as the basis of an on-air trivia question that will generate phone calls and involve the rest of your listeners?

Compare it to the speed of at least one other entity.

How about…?

Which travels faster?

A)  A common housefly in flight
B)  Tobacco juice spat directly onto the ground by a major league baseball player

or

A)  A common housefly in flight
B)  The winning entry in this year’s (Local Fundraiser’s) 3-Legged Race

or

A)  A common housefly in flight
B)  (Afternoon Jock) as he crawls home from a night of pub hopping. (Find out how fast the average adult can crawl and cite that as your benchmark.)

or

A)  A common housefly in flight
B)  An amoeba. (The amoeba loses, big time. A housefly averages 4.5 miles per hour, while an amoeba would travel only around 12 millimeters in the same time period.)

or

A)  A common housefly in flight
B)  An earthworm. (Another loser, covering only 18 yards per hour. And that’s assuming he’s well-conditioned.)

A good on-air trivia question involves the entire audience. It challenges them, intrigues them, or — best of all — makes them smile.

For 15 years I wrote and published a comedy service called O’LINERS.

I hired two Hollywood game show writers to write a page of trivia questions.

I told them that every question had to be fully researched and documented.

And I told them that I wanted listeners to smile when they heard the question.

Here’s one of the questions they came up with for the very first issue, and it remains my all-time favorite radio trivia question:

“Which holds more: The gas tank of a Volkswagen Rabbit…or an elephant’s bladder?”

They had the answer, but the answer really is irrelevant. It was the question itself that was worth hearing.

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