One person (quite understandably) opined that there would be no need a definition of “the radio news reporter’s job,” because “it’s fictional, like Le Nesman.”
But for the small number of American radio stations that employ real newspeople, as well as the larger number of radio stations outside the U.S. that have “real” news departments, here is The Radio News Director’s/Journalist’s Job Description:
The following is not a parody of bad radio advertising. It’s the beginning of a real radio commercial airing in Los Angeles.
So that’s what separates the advertiser from all the other businesses in the world.
Their customers look for great value without compromising quality. (This advertiser bravely goes against the tide of businesses that promise “poor quality at rip-off prices.”)
They offer their customers “the quality” they’ve “come to expect.” (What businesses don’t offer their customers the quality they’ve come to expect?)
Forget about identifying the advertiser. What about narrowing it down to, say, fewer than 100 product or service categories?