One of these days, the people who write commercials that air on major Los Angeles radio stations will learn:
The opening line of a radio commercial is the commercial for the commercial.
It’s your one opportunity to grab the attention of the targeted listener.
Check out the opening line of this radio ad:
Would you like to guess how many times in the history of the world one person has said to another, “You know what I’m looking for? A place where the options are limitless!”
That opening line is, in a word, idiotic.
While it may not be possible for the commercial to get any worse, it certainly doesn’t get any better.
Unless the spot promotes The Amazing Jonathan, no competent copywriter would say “amazing” — “The amazing spa.” “The amazing selection.” “The amazing _____.”
“Golf course? Whaddaya mean?”
(SFX: HITTING GOLF BALL)
“Oh, now I understand! Thanks for explaining that mystifying phrase.”
Another mark of an amateur copywriter: Using the word “experience” as a verb:
“Experience excitement.”
Yeah, that’s great. You found a way to make the word “excitement” boring.
Y’know, we all should get into the casino business. Obviously they have money to waste, month after month after month.

