MONDAY RADIO COMMERCIAL SMACKDOWN: Probable Winner, Worst Opening Line of the Month

by Dan O'Day on December 5, 2011

What have you always wanted?

You don’t have to narrow it down to just one thing. Just take 10 seconds to list some of the things you’ve always wanted.

Done?

Okay, give this a listen….

So, was that on your list of things you’ve always wanted?

How many listeners do you suppose will remain listening after hearing that opening line?

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A. Bush December 5, 2011, 4:12 am

wish fail!

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scott snailham December 5, 2011, 4:31 am

I’ll listen to it…….largely to make fun of it…..

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Matt Forrest December 5, 2011, 9:46 am

What’s on my list involves Shania Twain and a bottle of Hershey’s Syrup…somehow I don’t think they realized that.

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Leslie Meyer February 22, 2012, 6:44 am

I asked for a walk-in closet full of designer shoes and 20 minutes on a beach with Johnny Depp. What was I thinking when Albertson’s blah, blah, blah, blah was waiting!

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Anonymous February 26, 2012, 7:46 am

Throw it at me just to see if it sticks ?

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