≡ Menu

MONDAY COMMERCIAL SMACKDOWN: Incomparably Incompetent Metro PCS

I wish this was a deliberate parody of bad writing.

Uh, okay. So the challenge is to compare something to a comparison?

Whatever, it’s utterly impossible to compare.

They spent 12 seconds — 20% of the commercial time — talking gibberish. Not “Wow, this is so cute and fascinating I wonder where this is leading” gibberish. They devoted 12 seconds to “I don’t know what this guy’s babbling about, but I’m outa here” gibberish.

The rest of the commercial is a comparison between the advertiser’s service and “the other guys.’ “ Even though comparisons are impossible.

(I’m pretty sure “that hundred bucks goes four times as far” is what one would call a “comparison.” Probably the confusion is my own fault, though; I neglected to “brace myself” at the beginning of the commercial.)

They begin by declaring no comparison is possible. They conclude with, “Comparison is over.”

Uh-huh.

Comments on this entry are closed.

  • Anonymous August 11, 2008, 8:01 pm

    Far too much crap in there. The build up is lame…for anything but a hard sell infomerical. Far too wordy. In fact the whole spot is far too wordy.

    Ok, if you had a different voice start it off with don lafontaine doing his movie trailer read to get your attention, then the pitch, perhaps, but the same guy doing a wishy washy delivery? yawn!!!

    This whole spot is hard on the brain to digest. The message gets lost in the words and legalese.
    It would probably be a better print ad.

  • Johnny Milford August 12, 2008, 8:19 am

    My favorite part of the spot is the end (and not because it’s finally over) when he says, “…offer is for a limited time, but once you sign up it never expires. So hey, lucky you.”

    Even though it’s part of the throw-away disclaimer, I think that’s probably the most compelling part of the spot. But who makes it that far?