“It is unlawful to send unsolicited advertisements to any fax machine, including those at both businesses and residences, without the recipient’s prior express invitation or permission.”
MEMO
To: All Corporate Employees
From: Human Resources Dept.
Re: Vacation Update 2 for 1 Employee Special
Reply To: 1-888-587-9481
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I’m counting the nights until Phil Hendrie swipes this from you. Well done!
I love the calls I get from people trying to extend my car warranty. When they ask me what kind of car I have, I always reply, “You should know; you called me!”
Paul
I don’t know, i’m more for jim florentine’s tactics for telemarketers, and in that context it’s very dry and “yawn” needlessly. there’s no payoff, unless the goal was to keep the guy on the line as long as possible (and they’ll stay with you, as they think YOU’RE THE SUCKER) but hey, american talk radio to me is largely boring. I’m used to phone pranks under 5 mins.
In any event, he needs a new hybrid…severely clipping his send audio….
I found this “memo” in the inbound fax stack, googled the 1-800-587-9481 and your the only result. This has been both informative and hillarious, cracks me up each time you “recap” with some bizarre item weaved in.