Here’s a brilliant marketing idea I’ve had in my files for six years — trying to figure out how to share it with others without offending some people.
I suppose I still might manage to offend someone, but you came here; at least I didn’t put this in your email box.
It was forwarded to me by radio programming consultant Jaye Albright.
The accompanying note explained that a sports shop in Germany promoted its grand opening by advertising this offer:
“Get dressed for free, from head to toe, first come first serve. Only condition: come naked.”
Not all of the photographs taken during the grand opening were as coyly posed as these. I’ve thoughtfully decided to shield you from the more interesting — I mean, more graphic — shots.
By the way, if you think these photos are eye- opening, be sure to come back here tomorrow when I’ll post an exclusive, shocking video taken from inside Dick Orkin’s Famous Radio Ranch.
