The Original
DORK-A-PELLAS
Did you ever wish you had a jingle to play at the end of a dumb listener phone call? ("Thank you for your uninformed opinion!") Or a classy way to announce a contest? ("Hey! We're giving away more junk!") How about a tasteful outro to your daily "Calendar" feature? ("It's another day closer to being dead!")
Dan O'Day's L.A. Air Force has released a 99-cut CD filled with original, mildly obnoxious jingles -- high quality, questionable taste. DORK-A-PELLAS also includes a few great, original PAMS jingles from the late 1950s. (Click on the RealAudio® demo for the the worst weather jingle we've ever heard!) Plus a few group reactions, dramatic danger stabs, and half a dozen really nifty specialty music beds (crime report, sports, etc. -- not filler!). 99 cuts on one CD from L.A. Air Force, fully licensed for radio airplay. (One license = one station.)
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DORK-A-PELLAS
Volume Too!
Brand-new from L.A. Air Force: 99 more great, stupid jingles & beds. Eight show opens ... Nine intros (Sales Weasel, Station Manager, etc.) ... 22 feature intros (Horoscope, News From The Internet, Hot & Sleazy Rumor, School Closings, Tabloid Trash, etc.) ... Five phoners ("All Calls Are Recorded!") ... 17 contests (Dial Real Fast, Hang Up the Phone, Congratulations - Now Just Go Away) ...
23 comments (Official Apology, "Potty Mouth! Potty Mouth" cover for Bleeped Dialogue) ... Seven dumb positioning jingles (Less Talk And More Of It ... Give Us 22 Minutes And We'll Give You A Piece of Cheese) ... Six fantastic weather intros/beds (our Gospel Weather cuts are worth the price of the CD alone ... And how can we not mention our incredible Tap-Dancing Weather bed?) ... and two terrific show closes (one is doo-wop, the other is our sure-to-become-legendary Wet Birds Never Fly At Night donut bed). Written & produced by Dan O'Day and Ken R.
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