The following is not a parody of bad radio advertising. It’s the beginning of a real radio commercial airing in Los Angeles.
So that’s what separates the advertiser from all the other businesses in the world.
Their customers look for great value without compromising quality. (This advertiser bravely goes against the tide of businesses that promise “poor quality at rip-off prices.”)
They offer their customers “the quality” they’ve “come to expect.” (What businesses don’t offer their customers the quality they’ve come to expect?)
Forget about identifying the advertiser. What about narrowing it down to, say, fewer than 100 product or service categories?