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MONDAY RADIO COMMERCIAL SMACKDOWN: Can You Fit More Cliches Into 16 Seconds?

Here’s the beginning of a radio commercial running in Los Angeles.

It’s the kind of thing I might offer as a parody of a typically bad radio advertisement.

Can you write something even more meaningless, with more cliches, for those first 16 seconds?

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  • Rod Schwartz March 14, 2011, 8:15 am

    Obviously they made good use of your Bad Commercial Generator or something similar.

  • Meg D March 14, 2011, 8:23 am

    I feel like they should have included something about Stater Bro’s “wide variety” or “great selection.” LOL

  • Dan W March 14, 2011, 8:23 am

    Stater Bros ads have sounded that way as far back as I can remember. They’ve been mailing it in for at least 25 years.

  • Brian Whitaker March 14, 2011, 8:27 am

    Oh, and 2 CONVENIENT locations across Southern California! 😛

  • Matt Forrest March 14, 2011, 9:46 am

    I’d ask if they can handle all my “needs” – but since they don’t say what it is they sell or offer, I’ll never know!

  • Pete March 14, 2011, 2:43 pm

    They didn’t mention its your 1 stop shop , how sad , at least the client didn’t voice it